If you thought you had a pretty sexual adventurous appetite, then this blog is about to reveal just how vanilla you are. Much like rule #34 - if it exists, there is porn of it - if it exists, there's probably somebody out there who wants to have sex with it. Point in case:

Xylophilia
Do you get wood over a gorgeous 2x4 of treated pine? Perhaps you spend a little too long in the timber aisle at Bunnings. Well then, you my friend, can be diagnosed with Xylophilia - The sexual attraction to wood. Just make sure you send that bad boy down, so you don't give yourself a splinter.

Autozoophilia
This fetish involves individuals who are aroused by the idea of seeing themselves as an animal. So, before you reach for your copy of Zootopia to watch it for the 9th time, maybe you should re-evaluate your life.

Objectophilia
Do you and your kettle have a sexual chemistry that you just can't explain. Don't be ashamed, objectophilia is more common than you might think. I'm actually having quite a hard time reading this post because I just can't seem to take my eyes off my mousepad...

Katoptronophilia
If you thought the name was a mouthful, try explaining to your significant other your fixation with getting nasty in front of a mirror. If you worry that a person with this kind of kink might be secretly wishing you were them as you're going at it - then you should.

Melissaphilia
For those who took the 'birds and the bees' talk a little too seriously as a child, this fetish involves a rather unhealthy attraction to bees and wasps. I'm all for sticking my business in a swarming beehive as much as the next guy, but somehow this sexual attraction sounds like a bad idea. Or a fantastic one? What do I know.

Kleptolagnia
Not to be confused with kleptomania, this kink is for those who've grown sick and tired of handcuffed play in the bedroom. Now thereafter the real thing and actually get around over stealing things. So, if you end up taking a kleptomanic home, make sure you're using protection and lock up the silverware.

Chasmophilia
If you're popping half a chub over your mates’ travel pictures of the Grand Canyon, then you might fit into this fetish category. This means that valleys, caves, and chasms get you all hot and bothered - potentially at the thought of filling an immense void? I'm sure there's a few other innuendos in there somewhere.